Chelsea’s miserable, terrible, disastrous, horrifying, some other bad synonym, wretched season is nearly at an end.
The Blues travel to Manchester United on Thursday before rounding off the campaign at home to Newcastle on Sunday.
They could yet finish as low as 14th in the Premier League table, and the Evening Standard report that they have cancelled their celebratory awards night.
But don’t worry, Chelsea fans, that’s where we’re here to step in and help. Here are our picks for an alternative end of season award ceremony.
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