It’s a hard life being a goalkeeper.
Wait, did that say ‘hard’? I meant to say ‘privileged’. They get to use their hands, breaking the one golden rule of football for crying out loud. Pull yourselves together.
Anyway, some players are better at legally using their hands and arms than others. Good for them. How about getting a real job, like writing a list about every Premier League goalkeepers’ save percentage prior to the November international break?
On an unrelated note, here’s a list of every Premier League goalkeeper’s save percentage prior to the November international break.